by LF19 July 7, 2008
Get the Faggate mug.A fratboy. There is a very specific doucheness to them. Trust fund wasps who quote unquote rock rainbows, partially popped polos, pleated khakis, don't let me tell you about them, let them speak for themselves. The following is a manifesto:
I live in a frat house. I go to frat parties. I can recite the Greek alphabet before the fire of a match burns out. I can rattle off all of my founding fathers as well as my fraternity obligations, but I don't know the words to my school song or my accounting professor's last name. I don't go to class. I never study. I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams. I don't buy books. I pay people to write my papers. I have an endless supply of doctor notes from student health. I give more than $2,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem. I drink because I am cool. I drink a lot because I am cooler than you. I urinate in public. I do keg stands and have keg parties. I am the master at drinking games. I own you in quarters. I have never not drinken in the game "I never". If I can't find my beer bong I know I can find one next door. I don't binge drink-I continually drink. I have a pre-party for the "pre-party". I own one baseball hat. I live in my khakis. I don't own a shirt that is not polo, lacoste, brooks brothers, or vineyard vines. All my ties are vineyard vines. Sometimes I wear sandals in the winter because I can. I drive a bmw my dad paid for, and when charged with speeding, careless and wreckless, and DUI, I bought it off my record. My hair is a mess yet totally in style. Ladies love me, but more importantly, I know ladies love me.
I live in a frat house. I go to frat parties. I can recite the Greek alphabet before the fire of a match burns out. I can rattle off all of my founding fathers as well as my fraternity obligations, but I don't know the words to my school song or my accounting professor's last name. I don't go to class. I never study. I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams. I don't buy books. I pay people to write my papers. I have an endless supply of doctor notes from student health. I give more than $2,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem. I drink because I am cool. I drink a lot because I am cooler than you. I urinate in public. I do keg stands and have keg parties. I am the master at drinking games. I own you in quarters. I have never not drinken in the game "I never". If I can't find my beer bong I know I can find one next door. I don't binge drink-I continually drink. I have a pre-party for the "pre-party". I own one baseball hat. I live in my khakis. I don't own a shirt that is not polo, lacoste, brooks brothers, or vineyard vines. All my ties are vineyard vines. Sometimes I wear sandals in the winter because I can. I drive a bmw my dad paid for, and when charged with speeding, careless and wreckless, and DUI, I bought it off my record. My hair is a mess yet totally in style. Ladies love me, but more importantly, I know ladies love me.
Fraggot # 1: Ready for the formal tonight?
Fraggot # 2: Shit, I'm gonna give some slutty dumbass with no self-worth one of my STD's!
Fraggot# 1: Oh snap, that shiza will be like russian roulette!
Fraggot # 2: Wurd, son.
Fraggot # 2: Shit, I'm gonna give some slutty dumbass with no self-worth one of my STD's!
Fraggot# 1: Oh snap, that shiza will be like russian roulette!
Fraggot # 2: Wurd, son.
by Buckles April 11, 2005
Get the fraggot mug.A term to describe members of fraternities; a fraternity member who acts like a d-bag and ruins everyone's good time; Frat members who think they are way cooler than they really are;
by Juggern@ut February 22, 2010
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Get the fraggle mug.Being sent some sort of message that contains only the word "fag."
Intended to make your friends feel stupid about themselves. Ideally used in gchat, where you send the message and then instantly sign off so the person cannot respond, or in text messages from someone else's phone where the number is not recognizable. Various other very creative forms of 'fagging' are emerging worldwide.
Intended to make your friends feel stupid about themselves. Ideally used in gchat, where you send the message and then instantly sign off so the person cannot respond, or in text messages from someone else's phone where the number is not recognizable. Various other very creative forms of 'fagging' are emerging worldwide.
"Who texted you?"
"I don't know, man. I just got fagged."
"Hey, can you fag my friend for me?"
"Yeah, give me the number.... Ok, I fagged that bitch hella bad!"
"Fisher, you mean to tell me you got a letter in the mail that just said 'fag.' in it?"
"Yeah, I got snail mail fagged"
"I don't know, man. I just got fagged."
"Hey, can you fag my friend for me?"
"Yeah, give me the number.... Ok, I fagged that bitch hella bad!"
"Fisher, you mean to tell me you got a letter in the mail that just said 'fag.' in it?"
"Yeah, I got snail mail fagged"
by Moopers April 1, 2008
Get the Fagged mug.A person who resembles or acts high like a fraggle from the muppet movie "Fraggle Rock". Your acting really high on coke or PCP or any other drug.
by Evan September 20, 2004
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1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
"I thought I may have contracted crabs from the bitch, but I later found out it was only fragglepuss."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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