rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.

Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!

by Camwood September 30, 2023

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Dead Rent

Record Label Started in Dublin, Ireland by Kevin Brennan and Nathan Johnston

"Dude, have you heard about Dead Rent Records? That shit is hot. It's a vibe"

by NateDizzlino March 10, 2021

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Rent-A-Cock

a rented out dildo or penis.

salesman says: I sell cock and cock accesories.

woman says: do you have a rent-a-cock?

by cock girl April 6, 2009

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rent a goon

A term for an FBI agent or agent(s), who is or are "on loan" from another area or field office to help with another field office, agent, investigation, etc.

What? We don't need a rent a goon here, what we need is more evidence!

by College Joe December 1, 2006

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Rent-A Friend

A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)

1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!

2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...

1: hahahahaha yeah

by somerandomgirl2222222 October 9, 2008

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