sex-worthy

Sex-Worthy is similar to Elaine's word sponge-worthy on SEINFELD

My new hardwood floors are SO hot that they are sex-worthy.

by DOOLgayguy May 29, 2009

wimpy worthy

A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

I had the most awesomest burger tonight, it was truly Wimpy Worthy.

by Wine Commonsewer November 5, 2013

Spooge-worthy

That which is worthy of illiciting the spooge response in the genitoid region.

I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!

by JoRokHed October 7, 2011

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

Knees worthy

A comment a girl will make regarding a guy she'd be willing to perform fellatio upon.

I never sleep with a guy on the first date, but last night he was definitely knees worthy! smack lips

by Clip06 November 30, 2010

Pat-Worthy

The art of being a swamp-donkey worthy of being with your friend named Pat.

That girl was so pat-worthy dude, she made me want to puke, man she was ugly!

by Meme1222 July 8, 2009

Bracket Worthy

“Bracket worthy” (insult) - something that was unnecessary in a sentence or something that did not need to be said.

Person 1: Lol that guy’s stupid, just like Person 2

Person 2: Dude, that was bracket worthy

by Atlazoid October 30, 2022