wimpy worthy

A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

I had the most awesomest burger tonight, it was truly Wimpy Worthy.

by Wine Commonsewer November 06, 2013

Tattle-worthy

A wrongdoing that deserves attention and should be reported

Singing at the table is not a tattle-worthy offense.

Standing on the kitchen table and using knives as microphones is a tattle-worthy offense.

by DandelionWine May 13, 2016

9gag worthy

A really bad joke.

Josh: Tell me a good joke, please.

Nathan: Okay, "I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."

Josh: I said a good one. That crap's 9gag worthy.

by andkri April 11, 2018

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 22, 2015

edge-worthy

good form of being edgy.

being edgy but not EDGY edgy

dude you're is pretty hardcore, i like your style, you are edge-worthy

by DRRICH September 01, 2020

Knees worthy

A comment a girl will make regarding a guy she'd be willing to perform fellatio upon.

I never sleep with a guy on the first date, but last night he was definitely knees worthy! smack lips

by Clip06 November 29, 2010

Tat Worthy

in a time where individuals are getting ridiculous tattoos,the idea of getting something worth the time and money is questionable.So finding something interesting in any way is similar.

John-"So I read something great the other day about the creation of Gumby"
Wayne-"Um,is it tat worthy?"
John-"Not really"
Wayne-"Then don't care"

by DrRodimus September 14, 2011