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preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.
"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."
by pixeleyz August 17, 2009
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BK Flush

A triple Whopper with cheese, onion rings King sized. Dip onion rings in ranch. Will make sure to flush out your bowels if you're constipated. You'll know it's working when you smell Burger King in the bathroom
I have a week's worth of food in me... I need a BK Flush before I go swimming.
by TheJobbers September 24, 2019
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Tropical Flush

A mixture of bodily fluids (urine + semen) mixed together to form a cocktail of juices in the arse.
“It was so good I gave her a tropical flush last night!”
by JimCath7 December 20, 2018
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Anal Flush

When you put your penis in someone’s ass you take a piss in their ass and flush the shit out of their ass
I want to anal flush her ass bro.
by Squidwards Bitch September 20, 2017
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Chill Flush

Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.
"How did you flush it?"
"Just like pretty chill"
"like a chill flush, nothing crazy, just chill"
by TheRoyalFlusher November 8, 2011
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trust flush

A trip to the restroom that consists of taking shit, wiping your ass with one single swipe, and flushing the toilet paper without checking to see how clean your ass is.
What was taking you so long in the bathroom?
Oh, I was just taking a trust flush.
by rolled_tacos March 24, 2019
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Gutter Flush

The sexual act of taking a mouth full of saliva, water or some other fluid (e.g. sparkling wine or hot sauce), and repeating the action of blowing said fluid in and out of the anus of a sexual partner. It is customary for both partners to share the ingestion of the fluid of choice after a suitable number of cycles have been performed.

A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
" I went out last night and ended up gutter flushing a hot babe down an alley with beer. I swilled it ten times before blowing half down her mouth and drinking the rest. It was lovely."
by S T Beales Esq. October 29, 2012
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