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Filipino

first of all>> to all those dumb fucks whov been writing stupid shit bout filipinos must be on crack.
imma break down tha real stori for u. Native filipinos r short black people called negritos>> but n some islands there r malayans>> and n the other islands r the somoans.
until the spaniards came and invaded d country for centuries then d white people, then some of the asian mix came. Philippines s n between d pacific ocean and Asia. so basicalli we r a whole lot of difference race. mix wth alot of cultures, real filipinos know how to party hard and has tempting swag, usualli loud. but real Hot! like Nicole from d pussycat dolls and cassie. filipinos are nevah scared. If you were born in the philippines you woul
d know all about the streets, how to spin your money. And filipinos are good in bed they're more liberated than all of these sissy virgins around
dam! whos that cutie?
oh its that new girl, i guess shes a filipina.

he's a filipino
by Pinoy1 November 6, 2007
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filipino blonde

An asian who bleaches his/her hair to look blonde, but the color is usually orange. Most often found on a gAyZiAn
Nguyen has a smokin bod and small pointy titties, but I can't handle her filipino blonde hairdo.
by VegasChris July 8, 2005
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Filipino

Filipinos are not just "another race". We are hardworking, honest, and proud to be alive and well. Our country may be small, but we still love and respect it. Who cares if we're short? Who cares if we're poor? We live everywhere in the world. We don't eat rice and work all day. We have vacation time! Some of us are ANNOYED and ANGERED by the stereotypes that Americans and other people make up about us. We try to be friendly and on good terms with people. But sometimes people just don't care...

In conclusion, a Filipino is an honest, kind, loyal, and friendly person. A Filipino is WHO I AM!!!
I AM A FILIPINO!!!!!!!!!!
by Normal American Citizen July 25, 2012
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Filipirican

1. Describes a person that has both Filipino and Puerto Rican heritage
2. Used to describe someone of unknown heritage with a sexy exotic look to them
"Man, that Filipirican girl working at Taco bell is hot!"
by biolante June 16, 2012
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Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot
Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.
by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015
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Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.
I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.
by ToothpasteEater April 23, 2017
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filipino balls

Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.
The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.
by Maayhem May 25, 2017
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