1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.
2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
by staggy11 November 18, 2011
Get the Facebookermug. person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017
Get the FaceBookmug. It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 November 25, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.
by BOBITTY April 21, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014
Get the Facebookmug. 
Get the Facebookmug. person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
by thesoccergod February 14, 2008
Get the facebookmug.