person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017
Get the FaceBookmug. A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014
Get the Facebookmug. A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.
Girl: "im so done with all this."
Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("
Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.
Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("
Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.
by e188 February 27, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. 
::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
by iyiljilk December 29, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
by thesoccergod February 14, 2008
Get the facebookmug.