by SoTuttoIo December 18, 2020

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
by Cyylic October 3, 2022

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them
by chensly May 28, 2018

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020

by Fuck rhys April 12, 2019

March 23rd
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 6, 2022
