Flundergumped

Stupified, dumbfounded.

When you get smacked in the head with a 2x4 you done been flundergumped

by Flundergumped April 22, 2016

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Founder

A member of the upcoming generation who self-defined themselves on MTV, thus showing them to be the most pretentious generation ever.

The high school kid proclaimed himself a Founder, but to us he was a flounder. So lame.

by drummin2life June 10, 2016

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someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN

sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019

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Flunder

Another word for David Dobrik’s sadness after Elizabeth Koshy broke up with him

Corinna: David, you’re flunder is depressing, get over her and marry me.

David: Corinna, I’m not going to ducking marry you, you just want my money and clout.

by Baddytheelf November 30, 2019

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Flunderful

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Bob-omg how was ur day
Dora-omg it was #flunderful

by A crazy Child December 11, 2019

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Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.

The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".

by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020

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founderwank

Invoking the one or more of the founding fathers of the United States as of they were perfect gods among men in the hopes of shutting down a debate.

Bonus points for quoting an obscure piece of writing out of context.

"George Washington, the father of our country himself, stated in a letter to his beloved wife that he had an unpleasant time during his visit to Virginia. Clearly the entire state is inferior."

"I'm not a fan of founderwank. Can you try again with an actual logic based argument?"

by Cheesewiz Man August 29, 2020

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