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floor

Something only men realize to be just a very low shelf.
"Dude, have you seen my underwear?"
"Try checking on the floor somewhere."
by Kaldaris March 22, 2004
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The Floor is Lava

1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.

2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."
by Bill Cosby's son, Bill Cosby November 23, 2007
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Floofy

Adj. Floofy
V. Floofed, Floofing

A hybrid form of the words "Poofy" and "Fluffy." Like its derivative words, Floofy generally describes something --usually an inanimate object-- as being light and airy. It is commonly understood at something pleasant as it connotes thoughts of feathers, clouds, pillows, freshly washed bunny fur and other soft amiable objects.
Ex. I awoke from the most pleasant dream where I was resting in a massive, floofy field of marshmallows.

Ex. Her beautiful white dress was floofing with layers of lace beneath the sheer silky exterior.

Ex. In her 1989 prom photo, Darlene had her long, blonde hair floofed up in large, flowing curls.
by becki sanders July 3, 2006
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floozer

When you want to call someone a "fucking loser" in a short, euphamistic, funny way.
Mark got dumped by his pretty, intelligent girlfriend after cheating on her with some ugly, STD-ridden slutbag. What a floozer!!
by 111222 December 27, 2005
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Four to the floor

1) A strong 4/4 beat pattern used in techno music: i.e. "untz untz untz".
2) So incredibly, astoundingly drunk that you can scarcely stand up - that is to say, all four of your limbs are going to remain on the floor until you throw up or pass out .
1) "Man, this beat's a real four to the floor."
2) "Christ, she's absolutely four-to-the-floor."
by Jeimuzu22 September 5, 2012
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floods

pants that are unintentionally too shortin the hem. so named because you can walk in a flood with them and they won't get wet.

aka high waters.
i gained 10 pounds and my new pants turned into floods.
by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003
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floof

hufffmans hair
LOOK AT HIS FLOOF!!!!
by JIMMY JOHND March 24, 2018
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