Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

by youloveit423 June 21, 2012

flaming casper

An ignited fart that burns with a clear flame not visible to the naked eye.

Dude, I heard the pop and felt the heat, that must have been a flaming casper!

by weasial November 20, 2015

flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber March 6, 2016

Flamingo Affair

Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.

"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."

by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017

flamingbros

Flamingbros:

A pack of exuberant dude bros that all share similar pitch and tone, much in the same vain as flamingos in the wild. A pack of flamingbros are known to slam monster energy drinks and drive jacked trucks.

What's that loud repetitive sound and reek of cheap cologne?

"Oh That's just a pack of Flamingbros"

by shulginspotion May 8, 2018

Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.

I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

flaming 69

This is when both parties just finished consuming spicy foods followed by a 69

Yo man. I heard joe picked up this girl the other night just trying to get lucky. They went out to eat and went back to his place and they ended up having a flaming 69. Both screaming and freaking out.

by Killadolphen June 28, 2022