FAPPETIZER

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)

Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010

Fapping

jerking off and excersizing your hands

I had a pretty nice fapping session last night, I came all over my pillow.

by If tuft April 26, 2017

fapper

Someone that is currently working on the Society of Actuaries' "Fundamentals of Actuarial Practice (FAP) e–Learning Course."

FAP is easy. The assignments are pretty easy as well and it doesn't meet the SOA standards in terms of difficulty. This is just my opinion and I hope it doesn't offend FAPPERS as I am one of them as well.

by Bobby_AO March 1, 2010

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

fappit hole

When you look up something on the internet and find related porn, then when you click through you find even more porn on the subject that you never knew existed, causing a clickfest. Usually accompanied by fapping.

"Man, I googled Alice Eve crossing over and fell down a fappit hole of Alice Eve nudity!"

by MiscellaniousT September 24, 2016

Fappernaut

Fellow that faps a lot with free porn pages such as xvideos.com and pornhub.com :v

Man did you see the video that I send you?
Dude, it is totally gross your a bloody fappernaut :V

by Doctor Papu :v May 27, 2016

Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer

Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer

by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018