factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

Falls Church City

Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.

Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!

by Mark April 13, 2005

FACTS and LOGIC

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!

Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

false flagger

A person who claims to be in a gang but is not an offical member. The only thing that makes them a member is the fact that no one else around him/her knows the truth.

Guy1: Wut up folks?
Guy2: Shit nigga(shakes up and walks off)
Guy3: (to Guy1)Dont do that shit again. He aint folks he a false flagger.

by HugoYaBastard February 25, 2008

ALL FACTS NO PRINTER

What to say when they spittin straight truth.

"If someone really cares about you, they will be happy that your happy"
"All facts no printer"

by LOOOOOLOOLAAAAALAA February 19, 2019

faltsan

Hebrew slang for a person who acts like a snob, stuck up, thinks he's above the rest of us. The original meaning comes from the word "Flots" which means: A fart.
Basicaly, you're calling the snob "A farter".

"He's such a faltsan, he always says he's smarter than everyone at the office"

by bloopie May 13, 2005

falasch

any sexual acts preformed by a female to make a guy monk

"I'm gonna go to state where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to falasch me.

by Joshsoc9 April 15, 2008