CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011

exposed

a specific person being told the real truth.

“i exposed sheila yesterday for saying the n word.”
“what’s the n-word?”
“nigger. oh shit. i’m white.”

by dingleberrycherry October 7, 2019

cambrian explosion

a particularly significant episode in evolutionary history, characterized by the "sudden" appearance of many of today's extant fauna. alternatively, when in the company of drunk evolutionary biologists, it can be used to refer to an explosive orgasm .

yo, did you hear what dan said to that pregnant woman at the darwin party? he kept repeating, "i'm going to have a cambrian explosion all over your face". man, was he wasted.

by safjbab;b April 3, 2008

Bacon Explosion

A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.

Wow, that Bacon Explosion is like a porky slap to the face!

by omnomnombacon August 2, 2009

Explosive Ass Syndrome

Excess expulsions from the anus, whether it be too much gastric explosions (gas), or excessive diarrhea...which can be caused by the consumption of chineese take out (a.k.a. cat/msg), or spicy food (i.e. thai).

I was sitting on the toilet, and boy did I ever have explosive ass syndrome! I was wish my ass was inactive like a dormant geyser.

by Rottin' Ronny July 29, 2006

Dj Explosive

A highschool Dj that has entered the game a few years ago and is making it big. He has released many mixes and is getting better after each one. He mainly mixes genres such as inidian, reggae soca rap and hip-hop.

I heard some mixes by Dj Tiger, but Dj Explosives mixes are wayy better dawg.

by Acidplanet_member April 18, 2005

Hotlanta River Expo

An annual circuit party event in Atlanta, GA (Hotlanta).

Thousands of gay men from across the country and the world descend upon the "New York of the South" for watersports on the Chattahoochee River.

Lots of wanton sex and drugs, and after-hours parties in Midtown.

"The River Expo is always on my August circuit party calender."

by Hyacinth Bucket November 17, 2004