If you need someone with a massive penis find someone named Emil. He is probably tall and enjoys women and not men. He always smells good and is a generous, kind man. He is very strong and good in bed.
by roseaxx July 18, 2022
Get the Emilmug. He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Emilmug. An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater
Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad
OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad
OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018
Get the Emil Hansenmug. An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.
by Pappsen December 17, 2022
Get the Emilmug. emil is an attractive white boy who has my heart but he doesn’t like me back
he is the class clown and has 0 respect for anyone and ask me for gum all the time
calls me nicknames 🤭
he is the class clown and has 0 respect for anyone and ask me for gum all the time
calls me nicknames 🤭
by limelove March 2, 2023
Get the emilmug. EY-Miy-L
EY as in "ate (EY.T)" ; M as in "me (M.IY)" ; IY as in "eat (IY.T)" ; L as in "lay (L.EY)
adjective to lazy; comparative adjective: lazier; superlative adjective: laziest
unwilling to work or use energy.
synonyms: idle, indolent, slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic, languorous, listless, torpid, enervated, slow-moving, slow, heavy, dull, plodding; More
remiss, negligent, slack, lax, lackadaisical, impassive, good-for-nothing, do-nothing;
leisurely;
informalbone idle;
archaicfainéant;
rareotiose
EY as in "ate (EY.T)" ; M as in "me (M.IY)" ; IY as in "eat (IY.T)" ; L as in "lay (L.EY)
adjective to lazy; comparative adjective: lazier; superlative adjective: laziest
unwilling to work or use energy.
synonyms: idle, indolent, slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic, languorous, listless, torpid, enervated, slow-moving, slow, heavy, dull, plodding; More
remiss, negligent, slack, lax, lackadaisical, impassive, good-for-nothing, do-nothing;
leisurely;
informalbone idle;
archaicfainéant;
rareotiose
"he was too emile to work"
by emile Youssef June 16, 2019
Get the Emilemug. Emile is such a gentlemen. he has eyes that sparkle when he looks at his wife, imaan
he has dimples and gawdamn he has a fine ass back. he has the most beautiful smile and is obsessed with cars. Emile Van Niekerk, you're so fucking perfect.
he has dimples and gawdamn he has a fine ass back. he has the most beautiful smile and is obsessed with cars. Emile Van Niekerk, you're so fucking perfect.
Imaan is in lo e with Emile.
by imaanhiraaaa August 8, 2023
Get the Emilemug.