Emil Hansen

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister

The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!

by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018

Emil

An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.

Who stole my sexually frustrated son?

Who else but Emil

by Pappsen December 17, 2022

Emil

Emil thats a simp that sucks in game And dont know bros b4 hoes

Emil simping over a girl And forget tha bros

by anonymous April 30, 2020

Emil

To masturbate in the shower only using your fantasy.

The last two days we didn’t have any internet, so I had to do an Emil!

by sknh July 30, 2025

Emil

A man who is very romantic and very loving. Has very very large penis. Normally around 200000 inches.

Emil is a very loving man. Definitely someone to love and trust. Also an very large penis for pleasure.

by Takemyhaaaaaaaaaand December 26, 2016

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020

Emil

Small Dick, look like MR.Bean

He is so Emil

by Swagcool123 December 12, 2016