by Brand-o April 26, 2005
What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.
We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.
by G.I. Joe January 10, 2005
Elvis is the hottest guy you know, you want home to call you for a midnight booty call. You sit there waiting for a text from him but then you realise your not getting one, you realise every conversation you had with Him you started and you get super jealous when you se he is following other girls but you still want home to pick you up and kiss you. Ahhhh he’s just so dreamy
by Gossip.girl.come.and.get.it June 28, 2019
"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
by Johann von Gambelputty December 13, 2020
Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!
by BirndneckBenjy February 23, 2018
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