by Brand-o April 26, 2005

What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.
We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.
by G.I. Joe January 9, 2005

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021

The best person to exist of all time. He is perfect in any way. And sexy as hell. He plays electric guitar and is a badass. He likes cheese and The Legend of Zelda.
by VultureA October 22, 2019

The Church Of Elvis The King and The Second Sway
A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.
Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.
Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
by mindtheorangesmarlon February 6, 2010

A person that should have used a condom based off all the trouble maternity caused in his life.
"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."
"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."
by Aakbar Alakhuhm April 2, 2017

by Vice karani November 21, 2021
