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epic fail

Similar to fail, but at an even larger, more pitiful scale. Sometimes so pitiful or pathetic, some will either sympathize that person or will not say anything, due to the fail being so large that words cannot describe it.
Person 1: Hi, Tech Support? I need help with my computer, it seems to keep rebooting.

Person 2: Ok, before we do anything, have you tried rebooting?

Person 1: ._.

Conclusion: Person 2 has had an Epic Fail
by DHB April 27, 2008
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epic gamer

someone who spends more than 8 hours a day gaming. ok now THIS is epic
by dowcwow himself October 29, 2018
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Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"
by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009
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EPIC SHIT

Something epic. Completely and utterly so.

Also, it gives you a great rush when you scream it at the top of your lungs. Try it. You know you want to. C'mon, nobody's looking.
Me: Man, this is some EPIC SHIT.
EPIC.
SHIT.
Friend: Yeah.
by Gaiacarra September 22, 2006
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epic embed fail

A gay slang for saying "I want to choke on your 12 inch cock so badly"
Hey, so why can't I send attachments to this discord?
epic embed fail
by ayxdo September 29, 2021
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Epic Fail Whale

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing
!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
by bluefir111 July 12, 2009
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Epicing

Bending yours knees, spreading your arms out to form a wingspan, doing the wave with your arms really fast, running up to the closest person, hyperventilating in their face (on purpose, with your nose), making extremely retarded expressions (such as closing your eyes, scrunching your face up, basicly any expression you can think of). When you are epicing someone you usually grab them and are either on top of them or circling them, to show authority.

In all seriousness, I hope you understand what I just said.

Usually, the person being epiced will laugh and say "stop". The effect is much like tickling.
Person #1: SNNNFNFNFNFNNFNNFNFNNFNFNFFFFFFFFFFF
PERSON #2: Oh shit.
Person #1: SNNNSNFSNNSNSNSNSNSNNS
Person #2: Hahahaha stop.
Person #1: *circling around them doing the wingspan wave thing*
Person #2: God damn. Stop epicing me.
by ZEUS THE EPICER April 10, 2008
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