Dylan
A Dylan is a mean, air head. He is very stupid, never kind, and doesn’t care for peoples feelings. Girls like him because he’s tall, dark and sadly, Handsome, but even though he’s good looking on the outside, on the outside he is another version of the devil. He’s not loyal, he’s not sweet, and all he is looking for in girls is a peice of ass. Cheats on multiple girls and doesn’t give a shit. A Dylan most likely has a big dick, and that’s probably the only reason he will ever be able to get married. He’s a lying, dirtbag and after being done with a Dylan, he no longer looks hot. Now, he just looks like a big, sweaty ape. He’s stupid and never holds on to the things that actually matter. All he cares about is his new monthly girlfriend, that he will break up with after he’s done making out with her. He only is interested in girls for their tits and thick ass and thighs, and is normally attracted to sweet, innocent Blondes that don’t need their spirit ruined, yet will get their hearts crushed because of a Dylan. Any girl will fall for him since he is good looking, yet once he is done with his current girl, he will pretend to not know them, and deny anyone that thinks they were together at a time. If you are dating a Dylan, you might just want to let them go. Normally, Dylan’s are just big, fat, man-hors.
(Sorry this was so specific, I’m sure if you know a Dylan that is nice, they aren’t horrible like I’ve made Dylans seems.)
(Sorry this was so specific, I’m sure if you know a Dylan that is nice, they aren’t horrible like I’ve made Dylans seems.)
Girl One: “I think I like that guy…”
Girl two: “OMG change your mind quickly! His name is Dylan and he’s such an asshole.”
Girl One: “Um why are you dancing with Courtney?? Aren’t you dating Emily??”
Dylan: “Nah, I don’t care about Emily anymore, I’ve moved on and I’m cheating on her now with Courtney because I am a peice of shit that doesn’t care about any girls feelings.”
Girl One: “Wow.. that was oddly specific…”
Dylan: “Yeah, whatever. Oh and do you want to go make out when I’m done dancing with Courtney.. I’m sort of over her too now. You know me... I never want to date the same girl for more than a week. Nothing against them, it’s just because I’m a horrible person!”
Girl two: “OMG change your mind quickly! His name is Dylan and he’s such an asshole.”
Girl One: “Um why are you dancing with Courtney?? Aren’t you dating Emily??”
Dylan: “Nah, I don’t care about Emily anymore, I’ve moved on and I’m cheating on her now with Courtney because I am a peice of shit that doesn’t care about any girls feelings.”
Girl One: “Wow.. that was oddly specific…”
Dylan: “Yeah, whatever. Oh and do you want to go make out when I’m done dancing with Courtney.. I’m sort of over her too now. You know me... I never want to date the same girl for more than a week. Nothing against them, it’s just because I’m a horrible person!”
Dylan by Just Me... Hey June 1, 2018
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