dwaf

Dwaves are the worst enemies to the gnomes of the Gnomish Nation. They resemble orange gnomes with red eyes that know even less than gnomes and are even more destructive. They come from the mountainous mining fortress of Ksifnivek. The word came to be when someone I know who always mispronounces Rs tried to call me a dwarf.

"You are such a stupid dwaf!"
"Did you just call me a dwaaaaaaaaf?"

by Gnomish Nation April 12, 2005

tone deaf

Guilty of making a comment with which I disagree for against which I have no coherent argument.

Matt Damon's comments on the #metoo movement are utterly tone deaf. - Minnie Driver"

by Ufo4243 April 22, 2018

Dweam

Most people have dreams or nightmares. A Dweam is one that cannot be classified into either category and is somewhere in between, starts off really great then gradually turns into an evil twisted series of events that you have no control over.

me wakes up: Wow what a horrible Dweam, We were having dinner with all our family and friends then went out and started running and playing having an amazing time then you all turned into horrific monsters and I couldn't wake up.

by Ellle October 16, 2005

deafed

Dumped, chucked, discarded

He deafed me!

by Seriously-fiennes May 9, 2018

Deaf

Not able to be heard

I am deaf ears to voices

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

deaf cheese

The state of permanent happiness or bliss, usually resulting in temporary deafness and unexplainably cheesy comments.

I wish I could be deaf cheese, but instead I'm depressed all the time.

by Big Brown Cow March 30, 2005

IM deafness

When a person asks a question while they other person is answering so they don't see the response until they already asked. Also, when someone is online but ignore instant messages, this is differnt then blocking which people would appear offline.

"I just told you." sorry "I am having IM Deafness."

by Not Ignoring you! January 5, 2008