pre-Dooced

Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.

Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.

Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.

by Maigen January 14, 2008

Skibbyboggle Doodelewhop

An incredibly productive, usually British activity where you somehow end up eating crumpets in the middle of said activity

"Yeah, I feel really good today, I think I'm gonna do a Skibbyboggle Doodelewhop"

by Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppln December 24, 2020

Spoofer Doofer

A fat Blunt

Dude lets smoke a spoofer doofer.

by Bungy Booce August 26, 2021

Peter Doocey

Synonym for Santorum.

While doing laundry Mary noticed there was peter doocey in her husband's underwear.

by Peter Piper Pecker April 4, 2022

Doofer

An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.

Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.

by Cameron the 1337 December 22, 2005

hand doogey

handjob; A person strokes a man's penis up and down, "jacking them off"

That girl gave me the bomb hand doogey!

by John Handcock December 6, 2004

doober

a jackass

nelson is a doober

by nelson October 19, 2003