Doink

A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint

You Doink

by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022

Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019

Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018

Doink

Another word for weed

You right mate wanna smoke some doink?

by Dr Memeio April 25, 2019

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024