Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 22, 2021

Doink

A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint

You Doink

by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022

Doink

A very big joint or blunt

Im in amish smoking some big fat doinks

Me and daniel went out for a doink

by Breakfastbiscuit33 January 14, 2020

doink

To exit an establishment or situation.

"Bro, let's doink this joint; I'm sick of this place"

by consune January 22, 2019

Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

Doink

any insult you want

get away from me doink

by Jussypie March 10, 2024

Doink

Another word for weed

You right mate wanna smoke some doink?

by Dr Memeio April 25, 2019