Doink

A dick.

A penis.

🍆

Swinging doinks.

That’s a fucking huge doiiiiink!

by Jlabxo December 21, 2017

Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024

fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass

yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night

by fat doinks December 16, 2022

sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022

Doinked

A family friendly way of a youtuber named Gloom (Kassie) saying that someone got killed

It's mostly used in videos where she tries solving riddles (7-Second Riddles etc.)

Yup, that dude just got doinked.

by thatssoboring June 02, 2020

you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 04, 2020

doink pop

a lolipop typically containing marijuana

I just bought this doink pop we about to get dummy lit

by aus10- February 07, 2018