Dog

YOUR BEST FRIEND EVER!!!!!!

Me: sitting watching tv. Dog: comes over to me and licks my hand. Me: AWWWWWWWWW!

by Helloimsmartandunderstandlife November 17, 2019

Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 12, 2018

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

to dog means to deceive someone for money.

"hey man,I know you've dogged me out"!

by Ra Skull July 13, 2010

Dog

A fancy word for food in Korea.

Jackie chan:Do you want to get some dog tonite Timmy?

Timmy: Get the fuck out of my house.

by Rasist account nigga May 29, 2018

Dog

Food for the chinese

Dog not a fucking cat bitches

by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019

Dog

If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you

1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.

2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.

3: you are extremely bored

4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life

5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.

“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”

by Hols9876 June 2, 2020