Joe: *sees Instagram post with a dog and is then wondering what the dog is doing*
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"
by Torna bock July 3, 2021

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

by Ra Skull July 13, 2010

by Rasist account nigga May 29, 2018

Dog not a fucking cat bitches
by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019

If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”
“Haha”
by Hols9876 June 2, 2020
