Bambi Dodger

Avoiding films incase they ruin your manly status through excessive crying.

Toby's such a Bambi Dodger, he won't watch Titanic!

by sorrymikweusedyourname March 13, 2009

God dodger

1. A term used for telling who is or isn't a Christian
2. Someone who doesn't go to church

1.
Guy1: that guy is praying to the devil?
Guy2: yea he must be one good god dodger!
2.
Guy1: are you going to church?
Guy2: no
guy1: god dodger!

by Joblessalex October 12, 2010

Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016

the dodes

A man with a large nasty beard with lower belly fat

Hey look at the Dodes over there

by thefatboy33021 January 12, 2017

mr doerr

eats all the boys ass is gay has a micropenis

Boy: I wish he could eat my ass he is such a mr doerr

by fg7iqh2ewvfuykawegh February 7, 2018

Cock Dodgers

Avoiding cocks

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers

by Ace trippy December 6, 2021

Case Dodger

Someone who specifically tries to get out of actually working by making up excuses or pretending to do something else.

Carissa has been such a Case Dodger this week.

by Waredjilliams April 5, 2022