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Tesla donuts

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!
Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!
by Sambiase February 2, 2019
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Donut puncher

A crude but often humorous reference to the male rectum. Often, it is in reference to anal sex with a male, thus the "punch" part of the definition. Also can be a reference to male fisting.
"Hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?"
by The Masticator May 2, 2005
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jew donut

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
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donut receipt

Senseless waste.

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Hedberg
"I can't believe they're not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt."

"That new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts."
by dj jazzy 123 April 1, 2010
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donut pusher

A person who is the "giver" during anal sex... In other words the pitcher, not the catcher.
by Black Spartan June 3, 2009
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Bum Donut

The last uneaten donut left in a dozen that no one wants to eat. Potentially has the flavouring as if one had inserted a finger through the hole and then into a bum.
Can you believe they made Tim work over lunch? Yeah, he was so hungry he had to eat the bum donut in the coffee room.
by T-Dog Duane December 30, 2013
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Donut box

An event or gathering where all or most attendees are females. The female version of a sausage party.
Aww man I was hoping to get some D at church camp, but it’s a total donut box!
by daftdoll March 8, 2019
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