When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
Get the Dirty-Dishedmug. by AnonBlazer October 3, 2010
Get the Smelly Dishmug. Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood
"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."
by Bob Blueberries September 3, 2014
Get the Dish Picmug. Like Petrie Dish but instead of a glass instrument, a Patriot dish is a large gathering under political reasonings during a global pandemic; by which much like a Petrie dish a contagion is allowed to prosper.
They aren't requiring any safety precautions
at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.
at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.
by SadisticPretzel June 19, 2020
Get the Patriot Dishmug. My friend: hey did you see they updated the (ijustwannatasteit) website. Now there's a butter dish added.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
by TBSL May 16, 2020
Get the Butter dishmug. Ron: I'm not sure Harry, the girls common room is sacred.
Harry: Come on Ron, don't be such a dish boi.
Harry: Come on Ron, don't be such a dish boi.
by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018
Get the Dish boimug. the external female genitalia, often referred to as the vulva; the female vaginal entrance; often used when refering to the cleanliness of that organ
You should do the dishes because your butter dish is looking skuzzy.
That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.
I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.
That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.
I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.
by Jessette September 26, 2004
Get the butter dishmug.