disfunctionate

A person who cannot function in a normal society.

He is a homebody because he is disfunctionate.

by shrtnswt1 October 18, 2020

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

by ashlav January 24, 2012

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

dispunctional

The opposite of "punctual" when "MUM" (see "Stunmum") is drunk.

Megan: "What's the opposite of punctual??"
MUM: "Dispunctional"

by Yamum March 14, 2004

Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars

mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"

by sLuGo September 30, 2005

dysfunctionoid

A person rendered dysfunctional by his/her dependency and or addition to their smart phone

Three dysfunctionoids were killed today in separate traffic incidents. All three were said to be texting while walking...

by DissimilarJ December 7, 2017

disfuctional family

a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.

7sh time

did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!

by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018