dingleberry slinger 

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

dingleberry slinger by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

dingleberry fiesta 

1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.

2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.

3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.

It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.

dingleberry fiesta by roberto el gringo March 6, 2009

dingleberry fairy 

the entity that gathers hair, dust, crap and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the ass hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.

that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.

dingleberry fairy by jumpinjim December 21, 2009

Dingleberry Bob 

1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.

2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.

1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."

2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."

Dingleberry Bob by underwatrdrummr September 1, 2011

Dingleberry Picking

The picking of arse hairs and fiddling with them while bored.

Joshua was watching TV with his brother and started dingleberry picking.

Dingleberry Picking by Jackbradley1994 March 1, 2011

dingleberry shotgun 

The act of blasting a dirty fart at someone, and peppering them with dingleberries.
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear

Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!

dingleberry shotgun by mojo4shoho April 10, 2009

Dingleberry Buffet 

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!

He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.

Dingleberry Buffet by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009