Digital penetration

Basically fingering

“Last night was the first time I experienced digital penetration”
“Please just say they fingered you”

by Be.gay.do.crime January 16, 2022

Digital withdrawal

When your child has a nervous breakdown and displays physical symptoms because he can’t play with electronics.

Dude, Mark is having a digital breakdown because he’s going through digital withdrawal.

by The Dude named J-Rod December 20, 2018

Daddy Digital

Your go to person who knows all the latest and most interesting news. The person you always call to fix all of your computer problems. And kn Also a pun on Wu Tang's RZA's BOBBY DIGITAL album from 1998.

Leo Laporte is my Daddy Digital. Dude always knows what's up with Google and everything tech related.

by wheelzr April 10, 2010

Digital Renaissance

The era where information and ideas were easily accessible in the age of computers that started with the beginning of the Internet in 1995. A new enlightenment age, like the original Renaissance era of the 14th to 17th centuries, where art and culture thrive. A time where old and new ideas are revisited and reshaped to lead humanity into the next era all across the world.

We are living in the Digital Renaissance.

"Hopefully, after the Digital Renaissance era, people wouldn't be as stupid."

"Sorry Dave, you're wrong."

by samgw September 27, 2019

digital-axe

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.

1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.

"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"

by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013