by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.
Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.
by wpcadet September 20, 2012

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
by Sancho88 August 14, 2011

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.
but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
by arbitraryrantz January 9, 2017

Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
