by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018
Get the Desperatemug. When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
Get the Vampires' Desperationmug. David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
Get the desperate crack nutsmug. A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.
Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.
by wpcadet September 20, 2012
Get the desperate darcimug. Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017
Get the desperate for dickmug. When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.
You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.
You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.
I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.
by Iscariom January 30, 2024
Get the Nostalgic Desperationmug. When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.
by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021
Get the Doris Desperatemug.