desert fuck

A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert

She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck

by "MADMAN" December 27, 2020

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

desert stick

A chapped d**k

Put Lotion on your desert stick.

by Anonomiss December 20, 2013

Desert Ass

When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...

My ass is on fire. I must have desert ass.

by Patty McBiju September 8, 2009

desert rat

noun. A person, usually male, who enters and stays in the desert (for an extended period of time) with the intent of shooting rockets, live fire, and paintballs.

David shot his foot while on a desert rat trip; he should stay in the city from now on.

by Christofski January 5, 2007

Dirf Desert

When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.

He was walking around for so long that his chode was a complete dirf desert.

by Merick September 5, 2007

desert weagle

a shitty gun or a perverted grandma that for some reason lives in the desert

oh shit that desert weagle has a desert weagle

by glenn smith July 25, 2003