deberried

To be out of contact due to one not having their Blackberry device with them.

Our boss will be deberried while he is away next week. You'll only be able to contact him at his home.

by Anthony Leong April 29, 2005

deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

Deer O'Clock

The hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. Deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. The deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road during any times other than those listed. (Also can simply be referred to as deer)

My nigga and I were bout to go out for a drive to pick up some bitches but we realized it was Deer O'Clock and knew it was too dangerous to drive with deer filling the streets.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel August 1, 2017

lurker deer

A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.

Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!

by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009

Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016

deerection

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.

"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"

by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011

Deer Man

A transformative disease due to the cleansing a wound in a contaminated water supply. After infected one obtains the strength of ten thousand ox, a man, a beast, a legend, a Deer Man.

I have to take a pee, but im afraid of Deer Man lurking in the darkness.

by BatMelk November 7, 2012