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Dennis Langevin

An Orchestra Director that suffers from alopecia areata. He enjoys eating souls and watching the Band Director slither into a banana costume. A scary man that helps his orchadork students kidnap band kids and sacrifice them to the holy lord ChinChin. The founding mother of orchestra.
Itzel: “Dennis Langevin isn’t very scary”
Fellow Orchadorks: “He literally just ate Jacob’s soul”
Itzel: “I was the one that kidnapped him though, you should be scared of me!”
Fellow Orchadorks: “Langevin has eaten more souls than you though!”
Itzel: “I AM TELLING YOUR DAD (a.k.a Kim Seokjin) ABOUT HOW DISRESPECTFUL YOU GUYS ARE”
Fellow Orchadorks: “Isn’t he from BTS and isn’t he like 14 years older than you?”
Itzel: “SHUT UP MALFOY!”
by OrchadorkThatLikesBTS September 30, 2018
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Denny Presson

funny, querky, creative, witty, and a highly intelligent person who impossible to hate because he is always there for his friends when they need him the most and always puts a smile on peoples faces. comes off as shy but once you get to know him you never want to stop being his friend. yet despite these characteristics this awesome guy still doesnt know how amazing he really is.
was that a ray of sunshine or did Denny Presson just walk into the room?
by bball442770 February 18, 2010
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Dennis Langevin

The man. The myth. The legend. A true god amongst men. Filipino Jesus, some might say.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.

There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
*a large and loud crash is heard overhead*
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
by sophia dlg October 24, 2018
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Toof Dennis

I knocked out one of my teef so now I gots to go to the toof dennis.
by phangtasia October 15, 2009
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Dennis Miller

v. 1. To go from being liberal to conservative in an abrupt fashion. 2. To suddenly change from one state to it's opposite
If I vote for Kerry and he dennis millers I'm going to be pissed!
by Rhodes June 7, 2004
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stupid dennis

A dumb guy you have to work with. Everyone knows a stupid dennis.
I asked Bob to help me with something. He didn't answer me, what a stupid dennis.
by Stupid dennis June 1, 2016
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Duke Dennis

That dude yo girl told you not to worry about. This superman ass nigga does backflips all day long he has grills and shit like ok nigga we get it u can fuck my girl but just once big bro ok?? Ngl if i was a girl 👀
"yk Duke Dennis??"
"the one that be doing backflips and smilin with his grills ??"
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