tohma dela cruz

tohma a.k.a "tohma dela cruz" is a well known thing in filipino genshin tiktok , filipino genshin fans also make him a fuccboi his well known teams are kaeya garcia ,childe santos , and scramouche . conyo tohmas love interest is kamisato ayaka she is also known as a school/class president in conyo tohma skits.

tohma: pwede ba kitang yayain?
ayaka: saan?
t: sa pasyalan.
a: sige ba.
t: pagkatapos ituloy na sa kasalan.
a: ha.! baliw kba?
t: ito naman ndi mabiro.
a: parang gago ka kc.!
t: hehe halika dito
'' mr. tohma dela cruz what do you think your doing?!"

by kleeberry_ August 6, 2021

cock debacle

A gay sexual situation that goes horribly wrong.

I went to an orgy in Sacramento-it was the worst sex event of my lifetime.

Everyone was so fucked up, no one got their needs met.

It was a straight up COCK DEBACLE

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esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez

A God damn hero bell boy who will save us all from ourselves :')

Esteban Julio Ricardo Dela Rosa Ramirez is a beautiful, beautiful man.

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suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish

hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???

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Delachubla

Code word for chubby but yet desireable woman

If I could have that Delachubla down at the end of the bar, my evening would be complete.

by Hamma January 21, 2006

dalacious

one step obove delicious

that food was dalacious.

by oilspill October 2, 2006

Jared Dela Cruz

To be the stupidest, dumbest, and the most desperate piece of shit

"Bro you're actin like a Jared Dela Cruz

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