Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

double foot job

A simultaneous foot job performed by people sitting across from each other using external stimulation of the gen A tay LEE UH.

I walked in and they were double foot jobbing one another...I had to make a break for it.

by Big_Ley November 1, 2011

double flush

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

by Filibustered January 13, 2011

The double fake-out

When you are about to cum after doing a girl in the butt, so you spit on her back, then she turns around and you spit in her face, then cum in her butt-hole.

She'll be shitting cum-balls tommorow after i gave her the double fake out.

by s December 23, 2004

double flick

The act of holding up both one's middle fingers in an offensive gesture.

Percival double flicked Jerimiah after he threw a pie at him.

by DJ Silly Hat October 7, 2007

Double Flush By Proxy

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl

I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy

by JayNW December 17, 2008

double fisting

1. Two girls, one guy
2. One girl, two holes

Guy: That girl is such a slut, she's totaly down for the cause. Of double fisting.

by suck ma jewce June 3, 2009