Death

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023

Death

The thing that happens to EVERY living being. (other than viruses)

Random person: Death sucks!
Random killer: Well now you're going to experience it!

by Noobinthetrash July 23, 2021

Death

Something that I want.

Death in past tense is dead. Violet wants dead death.

by that one stoner chick April 21, 2018

death

a cure for a disability called life

deaths row guard: "any last words"
me who mass murdered fortnite fanatics about to get a deadly injection: "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everybody dances with the grim reaper"

by youtube.com/goldenbudgiereal December 29, 2019

Death

The other shore of happiness and fulfilling, the land in which we shall rejoice the end, and the end of all thought and reality

I have found, mon ami, a companion named death

by Chuunibyo July 10, 2020

Death

English class . Just plain English class

Death happens in English class

by Razors1st October 17, 2017

Death

death is something most fear. It is true that lots fear death for reasons such as: the fear of what happens after, the thought that the victim hasn’t achieved everything/enough, the thought of losing all memories or experience, the thought of how it may affect others such as loved ones, the thought of there being nothing but darkness. It is reasonable to fear that of what may happen after death but it isn’t something that should be feared as much as it is. I feel death is something that should be accepted because it is inevitable/unavoidable. It isn’t something we should look forward or dwindle on but rather something that when you feel it coming, you should accept that it is there for you cant to anything to stop it. There is lots to do to avoid it but when you spend your life avoiding it you won’t be able to go out and enjoy what is out there. When the day comes, you should accept and instead of thinking that you didn’t do enough, you should think about what you have done and the incredible experiences you had. instead of fearing the memories you have had, you should look back and remember the good times before you are due. Instead of thinking how it will make others sad, think about the reason they are unhappy is because they enjoyed having you around. You should not look back at all the things you regret doing and rather look at all the good times. Death isn’t something to look forward to but always remember, it will be there.

Death lol
Zachenn

by Zachary Henn February 21, 2023