A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.
Commonly found at UWaterloo.
Commonly found at UWaterloo.
Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."
by califctn February 12, 2025
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Person 1: Man I got rejected from college.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.
by Slack Yoth February 17, 2025
Get the Data Male mug.Freeing one's memory of crammed facts just after taking a test... usually worthless information that you'd never use anyway
by johnniestyle1 September 26, 2010
Get the data drop mug.The shit-libs keep claiming that the Trump administration wants our data but they won't say what they want the data for, so...
Hym "Give them (The Trump Administration) the data. The progressives are full-of-shit lying contrarians and if they won't say why Trump wants the data then it's probably because they KNOW he's going to fine fraud, waste, and abuse. Do it. Fuck them progressives. They want to give immigrants rights while denying me mine. So, nope. Fuck your rights. Fuck the rule of law. You get rights when I get rights. Round em up. Kill em. Do whatever. Get that fucking data out over their greedy lying hands. Do it. Do it now."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
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These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.
Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.
Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.
by archwolf September 24, 2014
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Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
by honneamise April 13, 2021
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