Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore

Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.

by Mr. December January 29, 2008

butt-cushion

a chair

"hey can yuou pass me a butt-cushion?"
chair flies across the room

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021

Ring cushion

Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.

Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.

by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020

California whoopee cushion

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.

Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"

by Recycle champ July 18, 2024

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.

Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!

by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018