by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010
Get the Dirt Curtainsmug. Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014
Get the Curtain Climbermug. A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
Get the Curtain titsmug. a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.
Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010
Get the cuddle curtainmug. by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018
Get the Squid Curtainsmug. whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow July 26, 2016
Get the the curtain callmug. As I was walking into class,I saw that guy that won't shut up so I got out my phone and pulled the e-curtain.
by humorogenus July 19, 2012
Get the e-curtainmug.