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To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020
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Who is cumming?

A sentence to ask someone who is cumming in a group of people
Man 1:Hey who is cumming?
Man 2: Its me im cumming now
Man 3: hey stop cumming in my popcorn dude
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cumming

when a girl has their period they are cumming.
"Are any of you cumming?"
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The End is Cumming

An uncommon problem that guys and gals acquire in which they cum way too easily whether while masturbating, having sex, or what not. After they easily cum, they just can't continue afterwards. "The end is cumming" can be equivalent to saying, "The end of insert activity is when I cum."
"I told my girlfriend that the end is cumming... but she didn't believe me. Let's just say, sex only lasted 15 minutes."
"I let my significant other know that the end is cumming so we could have a long session."
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case cumming

loves it in the booty, has a one inch dick, licks poop holes and loves cum in his ears left one more tho
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mind cumming

when one is amazed, and thankful and says that awesome.
Mouse took a bong rip and started mind cumming
by Erick Duseldor January 11, 2008
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cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..
" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
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