When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.
Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?
Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry
Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry
Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
by Boof Casper August 22, 2011
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A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.
"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
by Hentsep Renge March 3, 2009
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by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004
Get the cockblocker mug.1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon
by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011
Get the Religiously Cockblocked mug.That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator
Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
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1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.
2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.
3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.
also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.
Ant. Cockblock
1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.
2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.
3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.
also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.
Ant. Cockblock
1. I ran cockflock for my bro since I had NO chance of getting any at the Kappa Sig party.
2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.
3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.
3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
by NickC November 25, 2005
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