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Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).
"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"
by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025
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Crusades

A time of war between the Christians and Muslims who both shared very different religions. The Christians believed they were taking their holy land back from the Muslims on the other hand Muslims proceeded to take the land that was of the Christians.
The crusades occurred during the 11th and 12th centuries.
by Wallace hormone December 10, 2018
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Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
by D13pro March 12, 2014
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crusaded

Term used to define the action carried out on a merchandise company by a disgruntled musician.
Malik and Fran crusaded the Hoody people, followed by the union.
by dazmocampleader February 4, 2007
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Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.
The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado
by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020
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The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
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Crusade

Letting fake members into a group chat to quickly. Then creating an organization to eliminate these people from society and the group chat.
by shenyunsavior December 26, 2019
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