Crunchy Dick

A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.

"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"

by crunchy d June 7, 2018

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

Crunchy g

N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.

Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g

Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.

by Childe Harolde March 6, 2012

crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.

She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.

by CrustyBucket June 4, 2016

cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

by Cattle March 11, 2003

Crunchy Mike

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.

Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.

by Ciggie Bone April 24, 2009

Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.

Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch

by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021