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chris crocker

An openly gay man (who thinks of himself as a woman) who has recently become famous on Youtube for his video crying and having a breakdown about people criticizing Britney Spears' horrible VMA 2007 performance.
Have you heard about Chris Crocker?
Yeah, that guy/girl/thing really is a wacko, isn't it?
by Ikani January 3, 2009
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chris crocker

The creepiest man on youtube. Also a very gay guy. He needs his meds.
by Salsayeah October 6, 2007
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Dickie Cricket

The number one megaphone crooner of the 1920's, topped only perhaps by Kid Jersey.
Elevator, baby likes the elevator,
ride in the elevator,
ride up and dooown!
(Dickie's 1923 hit "elevator")
by Zach G. November 28, 2003
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Indian Cricket Team

World's best cricket team
Indian cricket team is world's best cricket team
by RK937 January 13, 2021
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cricket

Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.
by ive-ree August 26, 2003
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cricket match

n. incendiary device used to light a candle, lamp etc. during the late stages of cricket games, long after the sun has set, so the umpire, players, and any remaining spectators, can watch the "action".
Cor Blimey! If Master Perriwether can judiciously bend a googly to silly mid on for six during the next over, off their fading leg-spinner, we may not need a cricket match this eventide.

Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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Backyard Cricket

Intro: Also known as Backgarden Cricket in the UK, this is an informal game of cricket played in the confines of your green space out back.

Equipment: A cricket bat, several tennis balls (because you always lose tennis balls) and set of stumps or a substitute such as a bin.

Number of Players: Depends on size of garden/yard

Rules: Backyard Cricket uses mostly the same rules as normal cricket but some notable exceptions, which can be used as desired:
-No LBW: Essential for stability as backyard cricket has no umpires. Although if you like massive fights you might want to keep it in
-Six and Out: Hit it over the fence and you're out. And you must fetch the ball
-First ball rule: This means you can't get out first ball. No idea why, maybe some people just can't take goldies
-Electric Keeper: This is where any edges to the keeper/slip area are automatically out, as no one can be arsed to stand there
-One Hand One Bounce: A fielder can catch a batsman with one hand after the ball has bounced once and the batsman will be out. Good if fielders are few in number
-Electric Wickets: If there is only one batsman at any one time, this rules means they can be run out at either end no matter which end they are running to
-Test Match: Means both teams get two innings, used when both teams are crap and so innings will not last long
Man: Fancy a game of Backyard Cricket
Man 2: Sure but no One Hand One Bounce that really annoys me
by umpirestrikesback July 18, 2005
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