Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

So Cricket

Used to describe something or a situation as "so ghetto," especially from an economical standpoint.

"When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"

example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"

example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"

by MemphisTees February 21, 2011

Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

Butt Crickets

Nothing, nada, nil.

“Hey, what do I owe you?”

“Butt crickets man, we’re good.”

by owangutang May 18, 2021

Minge Crickets

Crabs, of the genital variety.

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.

by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011

Cricket Crew

Possibly the best group of friends on the planet.

Did you watch the cricket crew stream today? They are so wholesome!

by -burntromances May 1, 2022

cricket piñata

A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.

It was going well until I hit the cricket piñata and had to take a shower

by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014