oatmeal cream pie surprise

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.

I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.

by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Belgian Cream Pie

When u have sex with a girl and she squirts into a tube then the guy jizzes in a tube and then u add vodka too it and they both drink it

Belgian cream pie with your R I N A M A N G I N E L L I mom

by Michealle Pogg May 1, 2011

blue berry cream pie

when you choke agirl with your penis until her face turns to a blue like color then you ejaculate in her face

i gave her a nice warm blue berry cream pie last night!!!

by Mrr :D October 9, 2008

blue berry cream pie

A delicious fruit dessert, with blueberries, and whip cream in a pie crust.

I gave my girlfriend a blue berry cream pie last night. It got all over her face and body.

by Speggta March 20, 2017

Chunky Cherry Cream Pie

After performing a cherry cream pie, proceed to vomit profusely all over your partner.

Dude, that was so nasty, it ended with a Chunky Cherry Cream Pie.

by Jordan Lynes and Sean Goss August 9, 2006