Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass
The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit
by Marc Wins November 25, 2022
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2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018
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While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle
She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her
by S-T-G December 5, 2011
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The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact
"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"
by bobrob1234 November 4, 2021
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(1)A Pro-Choice Womb
(2)A female who has a lot of miscarriages
by EmJayee November 8, 2018
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Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
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When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 5, 2014
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