picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 04, 2012

Dot Cotton

To begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.To leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants

If I dont get to the shithouse soon I'm gonna Dot Cotton.

by Andy Wright July 23, 2003

Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.

A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction

by Highzman October 25, 2012

Cotton pony

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

by Scottwax April 27, 2003

cotton candy

A strain of marijuana of Afghani heritage.

That Hawaiian x Cotton Candy cross really blew my mind!

by dutch passion May 01, 2003

Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021

cotton camel

slag for Sanitary Towel

guy #1: yo man, you gettin laid tonight

guy #2: nah man, she's riding the cotton camel

by metalmilitiaaaa August 11, 2009